I got the airport pneumonia and the TSA blues

Was in Kansas for a week that is all.
My fun meter at its peak and it’s tall.
Don’t know how much more of this I can do.
I got the airport pneumonia and the TSA blues.

It was a technical conference that’s all.
About engines that we all overhaul.
Don’t know how much more of this I can do.
I got the airport pneumonia and the TSA blues.

Squids and Marines some I already know.
Nice to see them but the going was slow.
Don’t know how much more of this I can do.
I got the airport pneumonia and the TSA blues.

But I brought back some important info.
Things the Coast Guard really needs to know.
Don’t know how much more of this I can do.
I got the airport pneumonia and the TSA blues.

I am so glad that I am back at home.
I was away from my baby too long.
Don’t know how much more of this I can do.
I got the airport pneumonia and the TSA blues.