All my exe’s send me text’es.

All my exe’s send me text’es.
And text’es is the way they always hassle me.
But all my exe’s send me text’es.
With court date to increase alimony.

Rosanna sends from Texarcana; she needs a bigger room,
And sweet Ilene’s in Abilene; she only works till noon,
And Allison in Galveston wants a new vanity,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple’s got to get her law degree.

All my exe’s send me text’es.
And text’es is the way they always hassle me.
But all my exe’s send me text’es.
With court date to increase alimony.

I remember that my exe’s paged me time and time again. It brings to mind a phone of mine that worked without a SIMM.
My temperamental mailbox fills with emails every night.
I delete them but it fills again long before daylight.

All my exe’s send me text’es.
And text’es is the way they try to hassle me.
But all my exe’s send me text’es.
Court date set for five January.

Now they think I’m hidin’,
My phone battery just died.
But I’m a slave to new technology.