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No Reason

I always thought to write something you really need a reason. Every three more months can be a rhyme about a season. The rain is wet the snow is cold today it is the weather. Tomorrow it’s debated sometimes if it will come ever. The past is always easy the …

Pain in the neck

I slipped a neck disk and it hurts but I don’t really care. I did it surfing in Hawaii while I still lived there. It’s been thirty years ago but I still pay the price. When it hurts I lay around on pads of heat and ice. The doctor always …

Why mow?

My grass is growing mighty high, the neighbors getting shorter. Got tons of yellow flowers and the purple ones are sorter, purty don’t you know real nice, the white ones they are too. Anyway it won’t be long till all of them are through. I think I ought to put …

There once was a Bee

There once was a bee with a problem. Of being allergic to pollen. He’d create such a breeze whenever he’d sneeze. He could run all of the windmills in Holland!

All my exe’s send me text’es.

All my exe’s send me text’es. And text’es is the way they always hassle me. But all my exe’s send me text’es. With court date to increase alimony. Rosanna sends from Texarcana; she needs a bigger room, And sweet Ilene’s in Abilene; she only works till noon, And Allison in …

Spring Thaw (hopefully)

Spring is here I do suppose. It’s now illegal if it snows. Away you icy powdered rain. Melt begone run down the drain. Not too much or all at once. We don’t need floods we’ve had a bunch.