The Cow Poem
I like this fine ole bookman old. It makes me feel so warm not cold. Since I will write this story now. I’ll hope that you wont have a cow. I’ll write no weeping parts for now. So you wont have to get a towel. This story is about a …
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Taking care of anthrax 10/24/01 (To the tune of Taking care of business by BTO with apologies)
You get up every morning watch the anthrax warnings take the 8:15 into the city. There’s an airplane up above and people duck and people shove and knock you down. It’s just a pity. People see you staring up from a lying in the muck you tell them that you …
Anthrax: To the tune of Get Back (with apologies) by Lennon and McCartney
Osama is a scoundrel hooked up with Al Qaeda, but it’s never gonna last. Osama left his home in SaudiAraybya, bought some Afighani hash. Anthrax, anthrax, anthrax is from the Taliban Anthrax, anthrax, anthrax is from the Taliban…………… Get back Oh!
Osama (to the tune of Volare with apologies) 9 Oct 01
Osama, Oh Oh Bin Laden, Oh Oh Oh Oh You’re a sick and cowardly man Your hide out is Afghanistan Osama, Oh Oh Your Taliban, has got to go Osama were going to get you With bombs, and cruise missiles too We will flush you out of your cave The …
No Money
Theres got to be a better way I saw it in a store today It was free free free and all it cost was thirty bucks and that’s no loss The store was trying to keep costs down one hundred bucks and nothing down The interest on that nothing was …
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Once upon a misty moon I dared to toil away till noon I was so tired by one AM I slept the day and night again. When again I was awake I laid there feeling every ache. Toiling away at life is good, though it’s not really understood Life’s to …
Six Hours Sleep
Sleep the first six hours every day And soon your cares will go away No sooner will your work be done Then will a new day have begun You work and sleep and work and sleep With hardly any time to eat So now a new days just begun I …